The Verne Troyer Sex Tape

Sorry, Dustin Diamond.

You’re no longer the most random, unexpected actor to appear in a celebrity sex tape.

Verne Troyer – yes, Mini-Me from the Austin Powers movies – reportedly filmed himself getting it on with his former live-in girlfriend at the couple’s apartment. Take a repulsive look below:

Avert your eyes, readers: This is a picture of Ranae Shrider and Verne Troyer, pre-sex tape.

According to TMZ, a third party has grabbed the tape. Allegedly, Kevin Blatt – the man that brokered the deal for Paris Hilton’s sex tape – is entertaining a $100,000 offer from SugarDVD to distribute the tiny bit of nastiness.

If marketed, we can only assume the tape will be called “Mini-in-Me.”

** UPDATE: The woman shown above has been identified as aspiring model Ranae Shrider.

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